Lyrics: Celebrity Album: Everything To Everyone Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Don’t call me a zero I’m gonna be a hero Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys I’ll be incorporated And I’ll be imitated And overrated, but that doesn’t bother me…

Lyrics: Maybe Katie Album: Everything To Everyone Artist: Barenaked Ladies   CHORUS (x2): What’s so maybe about What’s so maybe about What’s so maybe about Katie? What’s the use in hesitating? Can’t you see that Katie’s waiting? Just because her…

Lyrics: Second Best Album: Everything To Everyone Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Everything’s a lie We’re all gonna die Before we say goodbye, let’s attack I admit it’s bleak But I give it a week Until our friends the meek give…

Lyrics: Shopping Album: Everything To Everyone Artist: Barenaked Ladies   CHORUS: Well you know that it’s going to be alright I think it’s gonna be alright Everything will always be alright When we go shopping Well you know that it’s…

Lyrics: Another Postcard (Chimps) Album: Everything To Everyone Artist: Barenaked Ladies   You can’t imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail I never thought I’d have an admirer from…

Lyrics: Take It Outside Album: Everything To Everyone Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Oh, I – I watch it all go down Closed eyes – pretend noone’s around So I – I chose to play the clown Or blow by and…

Lyrics: Next Time Album: Everything To Everyone Artist: Barenaked Ladies   CHORUS (x2): You can always get it right next time, next time You can always get it right next time You can count on me to mess it up…

Lyrics: Testing 1,2,3 Album: Everything To Everyone Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Maybe it would be fun To get a new opinion Get a little work done And forget Maybe it would be cool If I rocked it old school Try…