Lyrics: Burger King Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "sister christian" by night ranger] Burger king! What’s the price for fries? I’ll take the jumbo size! I need fast food tonight!

Lyrics: I Feel Like Throwin’ Up Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "feel like makin’ love" by bad company] Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin’ Feelin’…

Lyrics: Steak Number 3 Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "mistake no. 3" by culture club] The first steak i ordered, It wasn’t very hot. I had to send it back, Let ’em have one more…

Lyrics: The Rye And The Kaiser Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "eye of the tiger" by survivor] Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain’t gonna fly now, he’s just…

Lyrics: Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "girls just want to have fun" by cyndi lauper] I know to keep a woman satisfied. When i whip out my diner’s card…

Lyrics: Whole Lotta Lunch Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "whole lotta love" by led zeppelin] Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Way down inside! Woman,…

Lyrics: It’s Moldy Now Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "hold me now" by the thompson twins] I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in…

Lyrics: Avocado Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "desperado" by the eagles] Avocado, What makes you think you’re so holy? You’re gonna be guacamole before too long. Oh, you’re a green one, You know that you’re…

Lyrics: I Love Rocky Road Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "i love rock ‘n roll" by joan jett & the blackhearts] I hear those ice cream bells and i start to drool. Keep a couple…

Lyrics: Bologna Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "my sharona" by the knack] Goin’ to the market now, market now. I’m the city’s biggest bologna buyer. Walkin’ down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle, Filling up my…