Lyrics: Ted Nugent Album: Unknown Artist: Goldfinger   Fuck ted nugent he’s a fucking jerk I wish that he’d be gone Chauvanistic republican Kills animals cause he Forgot how to write a song He’s a dick! Fuck him! Asshole! Fuck…

Lyrics: Man In The Suitcase Album: Darrin’s Coconut Ass: Live Artist: Goldfinger   I’d invite you back to my place I know its mine because it holds my suitcase It looks home to me all right But it’s a hundred…

Lyrics: Car Dog Album: Unknown Artist: Goldfinger   Cause she’s a cardog, sleepin’ on the hump Even through speed bumps, she’s a cardog She watches discovery channel, she chews her paw Pissed off she can’t go to the beach, cause…

Lyrics: Question Album: N/A Artist: Goldfinger   You got some question about your lifeYou don’t know how you’ll ever make it throughIt hurts so bad but it’s all you gotYou’re asking me for helpbut all I got to say now…