Lyrics: Whatever Didi Wants Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   I wouldn’t walk 500 miles when I could fly coach but almost anything I wouldn’t swim across the nile Cause I could get a moeisic disentary Cause if there’s…

Lyrics: Hotdog In A Hallway Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   She’ll have another piece of pie She’ll have a double reuben rye She kicks hard at eating well That’s why I love her She’s got a couple of…

Lyrics: Love Story Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   Partly owned to her house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used a diaphram Put back into the case A one way trip…

Lyrics: Hobophobic Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   Hobo – I’m hobophobic So what AH AH AH Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad Not just because they’re crackers From drinking too much lysol Let them be…

Lyrics: What’s The Matter With Kids Today ? Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   There’s something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to music They disregard civil disobedience They’d rather do what they’re told They…

Lyrics: Liza Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   She’s been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there’s only one She really hates that would be you The blandest one don’t make her fold And that’s what she likes…

Lyrics: August 8th Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   Birds sing there’s not a cloud in the sky August 8th I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a…

Lyrics: Bleeding Heart Disease Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   How many polluted my mind Dough what our lives are lived for Rae just a crazy aussie Me the generation forges on Fodder for corporations Sewwing our lips together…

Lyrics: The Black And White Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   Mr. McCarthy killed the light he didn’t wake his lovely wife He left the key inside the door, woke up on the wrong side of the bed She…