Lyrics: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster Artist: Bloodhound Gang, The   If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I’ll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in…

Lyrics: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster Artist: Bloodhound Gang   If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I’ll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home…