Lyrics: I Almost Had A Weakness Album: Juliet Letters Artist: Elvis Costello   Thank you for the flowers I threw them on the fire And i burned the photographs that you had enclosed God they were ugly children So you’re…

Lyrics: Romeo’s Seance Album: Juliet Letters Artist: Elvis Costello   Is anyone there i can talk to? Give us a sign if you’re with me Can’t you see that i’m dying to hear you Everyone else has lost interest And…

Lyrics: Deliver Us Album: Juliet Letters Artist: Elvis Costello   (instrumental)

Lyrics: This Sad Burlesque Album: Juliet Letters Artist: Elvis Costello   I write in hopes that by the time you get this letter We may live to see a change for the better Or are we so devoted to these…

Lyrics: Swine Album: Juliet Letters Artist: Elvis Costello   You’re a swine and i’m saying that’s an insult to the pig In the foul furrow that you dig Why don’t you lay your head down In that unconsecrated ground Was…

Lyrics: The First To Leave Album: Juliet Letters Artist: Elvis Costello   I should open with a kiss For if you’re reading this You must have opened up your case And found this letter where i placed it In between…

Lyrics: Last Post Album: Juliet Letters Artist: Elvis Costello   (instrumental)

Lyrics: Damnation’s Cellar Album: Juliet Letters Artist: Elvis Costello   Did anybody notice, over marmalade and eggs In between the princess’ legs What with wars and floods and beggars Not to mention stocks and shares If you have a moment…

Lyrics: This Offer Is Unrepeatable Album: Juliet Letters Artist: Elvis Costello   Don’t send any money! Fate has no price Ignore at your peril this splendid advice An invaluable link in an infinite chain An offer like this will just…

Lyrics: Taking My Life In Your Hands Album: Juliet Letters Artist: Elvis Costello   My dear impulsive darling i suspect my letter got to you too late And it’s really just a silly fragment of paper But it means so…