Lyrics: Rider In The Rain Album: Little Criminals Artist: Randy Newman   Got a gun in my holster Got a horse between my knees And i’m goin’ to arizona Pardon me, boys, if you please I have been a desperado…

Lyrics: Short People Album: Little Criminals Artist: Randy Newman   short people Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason To live They got little hands Little eyes They walk around Tellin’ great…

Lyrics: Baltimore Album: Little Criminals Artist: Randy Newman   Beat-up little seagull On a marble stair Tryin’ to find the ocean Lookin’ everywhere Hard times in the city In a hard town by the sea Ain’t nowhere to run to…

Lyrics: You Can’t Fool The Fat Man Album: Little Criminals Artist: Randy Newman   Sittin’ with the fat man Tryin’ to get a loan Talkin’ about horses And the women that we’ve known Spittin’ on the sidewalk Squintin’ into the…