Lyrics: Shortwave Album: Love Everybody Artist: Presidents of the United States of America   Here come Monday mornin’ Life is open wide I hide my fat bites Here come Tuesday mornin’ Sun is cold and low I don’t care, I’m…

Lyrics: Poke And Destroy Album: Love Everybody Artist: Presidents of the United States of America   Ow! (Spoken through gritted teeth: “Wanna push it, wanna rip it, wanna kill it!”) Girls, girls, girls, girls are so polite They don’t crush…

Lyrics: Munky River Album: Love Everybody Artist: Presidents of the United States of America   In the hazy light I see Lonely crow, dark green dream I got no paddle and I got no shoes I’m solo in a rawhide…

Lyrics: Highway Forever Album: Love Everybody Artist: Presidents of the United States of America   Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllll There’s asphalt in between us That ain’t gonna slow me down My steel train can cut through the rain Ain’t nuthin’ gonna stop me…

Lyrics: Zero Friction Album: Love Everybody Artist: Presidents of the United States of America   Zero Friction (Zero Friction) Zero Friction (Zero Friction) Zero Friction (ooooo-ooooh) In My life Huge space station Man it with a chimp until it dies…

Lyrics: Jennifer’s Jacket Album: Love Everybody Artist: Presidents of the United States of America   And she’s got safety pins and string holding it together She can only wear her jacket in warm weather Although the sleeves need to be…

Lyrics: Vestina Album: Love Everybody Artist: Presidents of the United States of America   Vestina, Vestina Your advertising agency folded today Vestina, Vestina The future is brighter anyway, ’cause If you’re gonna sell it, sell it to me If you’re…

Lyrics: Shreds Of Boa Album: Love Everybody Artist: Presidents of the United States of America   I invited salmonella poison They brought their blushin’ daughter, stuffed into a tux I invited all the guitar heroes We threw away the guest…