Lyrics: Never Do Anything Album: Maroon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Wiped out down the stairs I’ll bet you there’s a song in there I’m not sure I’m prepared to write it down That guy should be me I’d look much…

Lyrics: Pinch Me Album: Maroon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   It’s the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything’s a mess. There’s a restaurant down the street Where hungry people like…

Lyrics: Tonight is the night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel Album: Maroon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Driving home to be with you The highway’s dividing, the city’s in view As usual, I’m almost on time You’re the last thing…

Lyrics: Baby Seat Album: Maroon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   You left Billy with the kid And all the selfless things you did with Billy You left your home town in the spring And turned your back on everything You thought…

Lyrics: Sell Sell Sell Album: Maroon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   The credits roll, the camera pans And in the mist our hero stands He starts to speak, then folds his hands in prayer An awkward pause, then what’s my line?…

Lyrics: Too Little Too Late Album: Maroon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   You say, “Why does everything revolve around you?” You say, “Why does everything I do confound you?” You say that I pulled the world from under you, You can’t…

Lyrics: Off the Hook Album: Maroon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   All around the room your things are placed And next to you he fills the space And so it seems your saving grace is only saving face The pictures of…

Lyrics: Go Home Album: Maroon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Well let me tell you if you’re feeling alone, Instead of whining and moaning, Just get on the phone, tell her you’re coming home If you need, you should be there…

Lyrics: Conventioneers Album: Maroon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   You walked into the room And the whole place stopped to notice Standing next to you, I feel hopeless and you know this I’ve never been ashamed of my attraction I’d be…