Lyrics: Rub Somebody (the Right Way) Album: Morning Wood Artist: Rugburns   I knew a man who came down from kentucky And everyone would whisper, "boy he sure is lucky" He’d go to church every sunday and have breakfast at…

Lyrics: Holliston Street Album: Morning Wood Artist: Rugburns   We lived on holliston street in the sixties We didn’t need much back then, just a smile And daddy would sing And buy us ice cream And we would listen Uncle…

Lyrics: Hitchhiker Joe Album: Morning Wood Artist: Rugburns   Don’t pick up hitchhiker joe He’ll slit your throat And cut off your big toe, i tell you He’ll make you smile From ear to ear Gonna lock you in a…

Lyrics: I Want To Learn About Love Album: Morning Wood Artist: Rugburns   My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the women’s bathroom at the oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me and…

Lyrics: You Should’ve Told Me Album: Morning Wood Artist: Rugburns   I sit here all alone And i’m feeling green I press play on your Goddamn phone machine His nasal whine Follows me through the door His teeth are so…

Lyrics: Single Life Album: Morning Wood Artist: Rugburns   There’s a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it A stale glass of beer on the table by the playboys Did you see miss march? god, she…

Lyrics: Football Tonite (wtop) Album: Morning Wood Artist: Rugburns   Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab’ I’ll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn…