Lyrics: Good Friday Album: Musical Monkey Artist: Guttermouth   Thank you for the easter bunny Sitting at my door It wasn’t made of chocolate But it shit right on my floor Thank you god for christmas trees Return the gifts…

Lyrics: Abort Mission Album: Musical Monkey Artist: Guttermouth   It’s friday night, i’ve got a date With this vegan girl katee You know i really like her style Smile, style Oh, i love you, kate But you’ve gone too far…

Lyrics: Musical Monkey Album: Musical Monkey Artist: Guttermouth   I’ve got a fanzine So i should know Everything bout every band I turned punk 2 years ago I tell my subjects I’m d.i.y. I’ll your band a sellout & i’ll…

Lyrics: What’s The Big Deal? Album: Musical Monkey Artist: Guttermouth   Its a 3 day weekend I’m loading up my truck Got tons of beer Might shoot a deer Blow the shit out of a duck Stever’s got a crossbow…

Lyrics: Baker’s Dozen Album: Musical Monkey Artist: Guttermouth   Oh my god I’m confused I wanna go punk But there’s way too many rules Pardon me Mr. punker I’m looking for some insight On the core that’s right for me…

Lyrics: Lipstick Album: Musical Monkey Artist: Guttermouth   On a tuesday afternoon My mom came into my room And said get the fuck up outta bed And get a god damned job So i told her hey fuck you mom…

Lyrics: Big Pink Dress Album: Musical Monkey Artist: Guttermouth   Howdy folks its me again got a message to convey Im so confused whats to lose i think i might turn gay On the day my bitch left She said…

Lyrics: Do The Hustle Album: Musical Monkey Artist: Guttermouth   Hey, how did everybody get in my room? It’s saturday, another perfect day Till i hit the boardwalk Headed toward the peir You’re fucking gay! Fuck you! get outta my…