Lyrics: My Ride’s Here Album: My Ride’s Here Artist: Warren Zevon   I was staying at the Marriott With Jesus and John Wayne I was waiting for a chariot They were waiting for a train The sky was full of…

Lyrics: Lord Byron’s Luggage Album: My Ride’s Here Artist: Warren Zevon   Lord Byron had a lot of luggage He took it when he traveled far and wide He didn’t get to bathe very often But he liked to change…

Lyrics: Laissez-Moi Tranquille Album: My Ride’s Here Artist: Warren Zevon   Pour leur plaire aux femmes Dites donc Dites-moi Madame Qu’ai-je donc Perfides ou sincères C’est selon Quand faut s’en défaire C’est coton Avec une gueule pareille Nom de nom…

Lyrics: You’re A Whole Different Person When You’re Scared Album: My Ride’s Here Artist: Warren Zevon   You met her in a Turkish town But you didn’t want to bring her here You didn’t want her hanging around In the…

Lyrics: Basket Case Album: My Ride’s Here Artist: Warren Zevon   My baby is a basket case A bipolar mama in leather and lace Face like an angel–she’s a perfect waste My baby is a basket case Dracula’s daughter, Calamity…

Lyrics: I Have To Leave Album: My Ride’s Here Artist: Warren Zevon   I have to leave Let me go now I don’t want to be here anymore you are boring Let go of my arm I have things I…