Lyrics: No Such Thing Album: Room For Squares Artist: John Mayer   Welcome to the real world", she said to meCondescendinglyTake a seatTake your lifePlot it out in black and whiteWell I never lived the dreams of the prom kingsAnd…

Lyrics: No Such Thing Album: No Such Thing (CD single) Artist: John Mayer   “Welcome to the real world” she said to me kind of condescendingly “Take a seat, take your life plot it out in black and white” Well…

Lyrics: No Such Thing Album: Live From The Pharmacy Artist: Guttermouth   Wrap your legs around me baby I’ll fill you with my love I’ll be pullin’ out my power pole girlie And show you what it does> most girls…

Lyrics: No Such Thing Album: What Am I Gonna Do About You Artist: Reba Mcentire   (paul nelson, gene nelson) Well there’s news flying ’round On the rosy side of town That i have gone and found somebody new Well…