Lyrics: Shower Days Album: Ribbed Artist: NOFX   In the morning i awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls i rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It’s time to take…

Lyrics: Hit It Hold It Back Album: Maximum Rocknroll Artist: NOFX   You tell me you don’t like the taste Drugs and alcohol are such a waste You got better things to do Like hang around, be straight and screw…

Lyrics: You’re Bleeding Album: White Trash, Two Heebs & A Bean Artist: NOFX   You’ve got the beauty, but that don’t mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that dosen’t bother me You’re happier with lights on underneath a darkened…

Lyrics: We Don’t Play Ska Anymore Album: Unknown Artist: NOFX   We don’t play ska anymore We don’t play ska anymore Cause it sucks. We don’t play ska anymore We don’t play ska anymore Cause we’re shmucks.

Lyrics: Johnny Appleseed Album: White Trash, Two Heebs & A Bean Artist: NOFX   Through word of mouth let it be known The man who spends his life on a mission, he’s legendary Travelling from coast to coast He’s the…

Lyrics: Piece Album: Liberal Animation Artist: NOFX   You fight for peace, but where’s the war what the fuck are doing this for You say disarmament thats the key well thats not the way it looks to me You wear…

Lyrics: Monosylabic Girl Album: So Long & Thanks For All The Shoes Artist: NOFX   I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where…

Lyrics: The Black And White Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   Mr. McCarthy killed the light he didn’t wake his lovely wife He left the key inside the door, woke up on the wrong side of the bed She…

Lyrics: Ant Attack Album: Maximum Rocknroll Artist: NOFX   I can’t believe we won the war What’s it good for? We won’t be anymore We’ll all turn to steel We’ll be in hell Talking to our friends Nothing, nothing Everyone…

Lyrics: Quart in session Album: So Long & Thanks For All The Shoes Artist: NOFX   It’s funny how nothing seems much fun anymore to me now that I quit the drink ’cause soberness might be what I need but…