Lyrics: Hotdog In A Hallway Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   She’ll have another piece of pie She’ll have a double reuben rye She kicks hard at eating well That’s why I love her She’s got a couple of…

Lyrics: Don’t Call Me White Album: Punk In Drublic Artist: NOFX   Don’t call me white (x4) The connotations wearing my nerves thin Could it be semantics generating the mess we’re in? I understand that language breeds stereotype But what’s…

Lyrics: Love Story Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   Partly owned to her house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used a diaphram Put back into the case A one way trip…

Lyrics: Id Album: Maximum Rocknroll Artist: NOFX   One night, i fell asleep A man dressed in black in front of me I said "whatcha going to do to me?" He said "i’m gonna set you free. From all the…

Lyrics: Anarchy Camp Album: War On Errorism Artist: NOFX   I got an invitation to anarchy camp there will be twistin’, fistin’, biting, fighting all in an evening the soundtrack will go multi platinum barbecue a boca while the effigies…

Lyrics: Hobophobic Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   Hobo – I’m hobophobic So what AH AH AH Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad Not just because they’re crackers From drinking too much lysol Let them be…

Lyrics: Louise Album: Pump Up The Valuum Artist: NOFX   She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who’s got the remote control That would belong…

Lyrics: What’s The Matter With Kids Today ? Album: Heavy Petting Zoo Artist: NOFX   There’s something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to music They disregard civil disobedience They’d rather do what they’re told They…

Lyrics: Murder The Government Album: So Long & Thanks For All The Shoes Artist: NOFX   I wanna see the constitution burn Wanna watch the white house overturn Wanna witness some blue blood bleed red I wanna tar and lynch…

Lyrics: Cheese Album: Ribbed Artist: NOFX   It’s been a long time Now it’s time to get your bubble burst Things are bad enough in this world Why do you have to make them worse? Day after day, you just…