Lyrics: When I Was Your Age Album: Off The Deep End Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Let me tell you sonny… let me tell you straight You kids today ain’t never had it tough Always had everything handed to you…

Lyrics: Smells Like Nirvana Album: Off The Deep End Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   What is this song all about? Can’t figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you’d tell me, i don’t know…

Lyrics: I Was Only Kidding Album: Off The Deep End Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   When i said that i’d be faithful When i promised i’d be true When i swore that i could never Be with anyone but you…

Lyrics: The White Stuff Album: Off The Deep End Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   The white stuff, the white stuff The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon i finished off the bag, ate ’em…

Lyrics: I Can’t Watch This Album: Off The Deep End Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I can’t watch this. i can’t watch this I can’t watch this. i can’t watch this My my my my tv makes me so bored…

Lyrics: The Plumbing Song Album: Off The Deep End Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   (announcer: "who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? twenty four hours a day? seven days a week?") Baby, i sure wish i could lend you a…

Lyrics: Airline Amy Album: Off The Deep End Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately i’ve been flying…

Lyrics: Trigger Happy Album: Off The Deep End Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Got an ak-47, well you know it makes me feel alright Got an uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There’s no…