Lyrics: EBAY Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Parody of “I Want It That Way” by the Backstreet Boys Yeah A used…pink bathrobe A rare…mint snow globe A Smurf…TV tray I bought on eBay My house…is filled with…

Lyrics: BOB Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I, man, am regal – a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I’m Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too…

Lyrics: ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don’t give a… if I cut my arm bleeding This…

Lyrics: A COMPLICATED SONG Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne Uh huh… extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh… save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to…

Lyrics: WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty…

Lyrics: HARDWARE STORE Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Nothin’ ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin’ low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind…

Lyrics: ODE TO A SUPERHERO Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn’t have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn’t notice him Even if his hair…

Lyrics: GENIUS IN FRANCE Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I’m not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I’m dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants…