Lyrics: Mr. Krinkle Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   Hello mr. krinkle How are you today? Seems the rumors are about your team might move away Now, me i’m sentimental But i’m not one to cry Say there mr. krinkle…

Lyrics: Nature Boy Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   I pull the blinds then i take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren’t quite what i would like them to be…

Lyrics: The Air Is Getting Slippery Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   It’s incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here It’s incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here The air is getting slipper and it’s not…

Lyrics: Hail Santa Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   [instrumental]

Lyrics: Pork Soda Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and Lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was Burgundy. it was red,…

Lyrics: Hamburger Train Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   It’s the guy from the hamburger train, mate!

Lyrics: Pork Chop’s Little Ditty Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   [instrumental]

Lyrics: Bob Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   I had a friend that took a blet, took a blet and hung himself Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived His woman and his little bro came…

Lyrics: The Pressman Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   By the light of the lamp i sit to type-my notes on tab at my side I don’t see the sun much these days A fluorescent tan covers my hide How…

Lyrics: Welcome To This World Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   Oh, welcome to this world of fools Of pink champagne and swimming pools Well, all you have to lose is your virginity Perhaps we’ll have some fun tonight so…