Lyrics: Mrs. Blaileen Album: Tales From The Punchbowl Artist: Primus   Mrs. blaileen – she was a sixth grade teacher And she controlled the children By using humiliation. The target always seemed to be donny. He was a bit slower…

Lyrics: Tommy The Cat Album: Suck On This Artist: Primus   "i remember as it were a meal ago" Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter May have nestled its way into his mighty…

Lyrics: Kallamazoo Album: Brown Album Artist: Primus   A b c d e f g h i gotta’ gal wears her toenails long. Drives a red barracuda, singin’ meat packer songs And she ain’t from kalamazoo. A b c d…

Lyrics: Duchess And The Proverbial Mind Spread Album: Brown Album Artist: Primus   Burnin’, i feel a burnin’ in my stomach, I wanna know if i’m a gonna make it. If i don’t just spread my ashes, If i do…

Lyrics: Pork Chop’s Little Ditty Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   [instrumental]

Lyrics: Restin’ Bones Album: Brown Album Artist: Primus   Came up on a worried man, asked him if he had a light. He reached on down, dug in his shoe, figured in his sock he might. He asked if he…

Lyrics: Poetry And Prose Album: Unknown Artist: Primus   I ain’t one for poetry, aint’ one for prose. ain’t one for the scent of a sping-time rose. But the is one face that i do know, i sure get a…

Lyrics: Bob Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   I had a friend that took a blet, took a blet and hung himself Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived His woman and his little bro came…

Lyrics: Year Of The Parrot Album: Tales From The Punchbowl Artist: Primus   In the year of our lord Call it 1994 A fine vintage of mimicry There are those that take their sound From someone else’s toil Liking to…

Lyrics: The Pressman Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   By the light of the lamp i sit to type-my notes on tab at my side I don’t see the sun much these days A fluorescent tan covers my hide How…