Lyrics: Groundhog’s Day Album: Suck On This Artist: Primus   When i woke up this mornin’ i felt a pang. I was hungerin’ for some apple pie. Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit. Washed the sleep…

Lyrics: To Defy The Laws Of Tradition Album: Frizzle Fry Artist: Primus   What if christmas didn’t come this year And no one paid for christmas cheer? Who would cry the biggest tear, The child or the store? Why do…

Lyrics: Jerry Was A Race Car Driver Album: Unknown Artist: Primus   Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so goddamned fast He never did win no checkered flag But he never did come in last Jerry was…

Lyrics: Sathington Willoughby Album: Frizzle Fry Artist: Primus   We are gathered here Today in these majestic Halls of old to honor A man they call Sathington willoughby. There’s a joke or two, A pun or three I feel that…

Lyrics: Camelback Cinema Album: Brown Album Artist: Primus   He’s standin’ tall at 5 foot 4, With the sharpness of a troubadour. I dare you look him in the eye. His stench would make a buzzard cry. He likes burt…

Lyrics: Glass Sandwich Album: Tales From The Punchbowl Artist: Primus   He stood in line with the rest And waited got his chance To take his place behind the glass And watch the ladies dance It’s the nature of things…

Lyrics: Those Damned Blue-collar Tweekers Album: Unknown Artist: Primus   I’ve seen them out at soco They’re pounding sixteen penny nails The truckers on the interstate Have been known to ride the rails The sweat is beating on the brow…

Lyrics: Puddin’ Taine Album: Brown Album Artist: Primus   Pass the pen there billy bob, i’ll write us up a song. Or perhaps i’ll pen a sonnet, if the melody sits all wrong. Hand me down a crayon, and i’ll…

Lyrics: Welcome To This World Album: Pork Soda Artist: Primus   Oh, welcome to this world of fools Of pink champagne and swimming pools Well, all you have to lose is your virginity Perhaps we’ll have some fun tonight so…

Lyrics: Hellbound 17 1/2 (theme From) Album: Tales From The Punchbowl Artist: Primus   Questions deserving answers Answers deserving action What am i of the populi I am but a fraction Is there heaven? is there hell? Is that tuna…