Lyrics: Louise Album: Pump Up The Valuum Artist: NOFX   She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who’s got the remote control That would belong…

Lyrics: Thank God It’s Monday Album: Pump Up The Valuum Artist: NOFX   I’m gonna tell you what i reallly think about mondays Cause they feel like saturdays When you don’t gotta go to work everyday is a holiday I…

Lyrics: What’s The Matter With Parents Today? Album: Pump Up The Valuum Artist: NOFX   Mom and dad, howd ya get so rad. when exacly did you get so hip Wearing tenage clothes you’re always coming to my shows And…

Lyrics: Stranger Than Fishin Album: Pump Up The Valuum Artist: NOFX   Got a no string guitar, got a Sunn beta head, i’m a rock & roll Star, i aint no musician some things Stranger than fishin, got a Beat…

Lyrics: Pharmacist’s Daughter Album: Pump Up The Valuum Artist: NOFX   Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don’t worry sir we wont stay out late I’m in love with her, the pharmacist’s daugter…

Lyrics: Dinosaurs Will Die Album: Pump Up The Valuum Artist: NOFX   Sit back watch it crumble, see drowing watch the fall I feel just ternble about’ it, that’s sarcasm, let it burn I’m gonna make a toast when it…