Lyrics: I May Be Ugly Album: Quench Artist: Beautiful South, The   (heaton/rotheray) With a face like a crab’s bus ticket And skin like a llama’s door mat He was always gonna struggle Nature had seen to that He dreamt…

Lyrics: Your Father And I Album: Quench Artist: Beautiful South, The   (heaton/rotheray) It was the middle of winter And i drove us in my car The snow started falling So we stopped off at a bar The beer started…

Lyrics: How Long’s A Tear Take To Dry? Album: Quench Artist: Beautiful South, The   (heaton/rotheray) How long’s a tear take to dry When a woman has no breeze? How long’s a tear take to dry When a woman, when…

Lyrics: Pockets Album: Quench Artist: Beautiful South, The   (heaton/rotheray) Here comes pockets His trousers hold a thousand deadly sins The maddest things we ever found in bins He clutches them and looks at you and grins Here comes pockets…

Lyrics: The Table Album: Quench Artist: Beautiful South, The   (heaton/rotheray) This table has four sturdy legs And a heart of very near wild oak When others would have screamed out loud my friend This one never even spoke I’ve…

Lyrics: The Lure Of The Sea Album: Quench Artist: Beautiful South, The   (heaton/rotheray) If i walk like a fool, i’ve walked like that since school But maybe it’s the lure of the sea Who knows the effect, That whisky…

Lyrics: Dumb Album: Quench Artist: Beautiful South, The   (heaton/rotheray) It doesn’t take a mathematician To add a simple sum Either you are simply beautiful Or i am simply dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb It doesn’t take robert the bruce To…