Lyrics: T.j’s Last Ride Album: Roger Miller 1970 Artist: Roger Miller   Saturday in the town, as we buried t.j brown Good man, spent his life on the k roll ferry line He was just a man, nothing grand, just…

Lyrics: Love Is Not For Me Album: The Return Of Roger Miller Artist: Roger Miller   I like the women, i like to hold them tight Kiss ¡®em squeeze ¡®em, tease ¡®em that’s alright But i’ll never marry no sir-eee…

Lyrics: A Million Years Or So Album: Walkin’ In The Sunshine Artist: Roger Miller   L’m not worried, ‘cos l know L’ll forget you in a million years or so L’ll miss you, but l know L won’t miss you…

Lyrics: Dark Side Of The Moon Album: Off The Wall Artist: Roger Miller   I was the words and you were the music We were a song, sung out of tune There is a light that brightens the night-time Ah…

Lyrics: My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died Album: Words And Music Artist: Roger Miller   My uncle used to love but she died A chicken ain’t chicken ’til he’s licken good and fried Keep on the sunny…

Lyrics: Tomorrow Night In Baltimore Album: Best Of Roger Miller Artist: Roger Miller   Her head rolls back and forth Against the billows of her long black shiny hair As she contemplates the ecstasy Of some other love that now…

Lyrics: Colonel Maggie Album: Roger Miller Artist: Roger Miller   Colonel maggie is my friend She got my self respect right back for me Colonel maggie is my friend With good old motherly sweet sympathy Flat down on the street…

Lyrics: You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd Album: The Return Of Roger Miller Artist: Roger Miller   You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd You can’t roller skate in…

Lyrics: Reincarnation Album: The Return Of Roger Miller Artist: Roger Miller   If l was a bird and you was a fish What would we do, l guess we’d wish For re-incarnation, re-incarnation Wouldn’t it be a sensation To come…

Lyrics: Precious Baby Album: Roger Miller 1970 Artist: Roger Miller   I’d try for you, die for you My number one desire is you Your mama must be elegant Your papa should be president I never thought that i would…