Lyrics: Your Horoscope For Today Album: Running With Scissors Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   aquarius There’s travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a Speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing…

Lyrics: Germs Album: Running With Scissors Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Sometimes i really want to be alone But that’s one state i’m never in Because i know that i’ve got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on…

Lyrics: Polka Power! Album: Running With Scissors Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Yeah, i’ll tell ya what i want, what i really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I’ll tell ya what i…

Lyrics: My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder Album: Running With Scissors Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Oh, my baby, my baby she don’t want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says…

Lyrics: Truck Drivin’ Song Album: Running With Scissors Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I’m drivin’ a truck Drivin’ a big ol’ truck Pedal to the metal, hope i don’t run out of luck Rollin’ down the highway until the break…

Lyrics: It’s All About The Pentiums Album: Running With Scissors Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   It’s all about the pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It’s all about the pentiums, baby It’s all about the pentiums, baby It’s…

Lyrics: The Saga Begins Album: Running With Scissors Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And i thought me and qui-gon jinn Could talk the federation into…