Lyrics: God’s Comic Album: Spike Artist: Elvis Costello   Wish you’d known me when i was alive, i was a funny feller The crowd would hoot and holler for more I wore a drunk’s red nose for applause Oh yes…

Lyrics: Any King’s Shilling Album: Spike Artist: Elvis Costello   You’re a fine one, oh yes you are You’re a fine one just like me And we’re friends now, oh wouldn’t you say? We’ve been friends now, oh haven’t we?…

Lyrics: God’s Comic Album: Spike Artist: Elvis Costello   Wish you’d known me when i was alive, i was a funny feller The crowd would hoot and holler for more I wore a drunk’s red nose for applause Oh yes…

Lyrics: Pads, Paws And Claws Album: Spike Artist: Elvis Costello   She’s a feline tormentor, not any vaudeville wife But with a drunk-town lament he leads her a miserable life But when he’s full of that beer-champagne She pads, paws,…

Lyrics: Chewing Gum Album: Spike Artist: Elvis Costello   With their cardboard hands by their sides, Here’s a naked man and lady And they’re yours to cut out and keep So you can dress them up maybe They don’t know…

Lyrics: Miss Macbeth Album: Spike Artist: Elvis Costello   All the children testified that miss macbeth Wore a fishbone slide in her cobweb tresses Her eyes were black like first foot coal, clutched as white as chalk-dust Her fingers sweated…

Lyrics: Baby Plays Around Album: Spike Artist: Elvis Costello   It’s not open to discussion anymore She’s out again tonight and i’m alone once more She’s all i have worth waiting for But baby plays around And so it seems…