Lyrics: Any Major Dude Will Tell You Album: Pretzel Logic Artist: Steely Dan   I never seen you looking so bad my funky one You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone Chorus: Any major dude with half…

Lyrics: The Fez Album: Royal Scam Artist: Steely Dan   No i’m never gonna do it without the fez on Oh no No i’m never gonna do it without the fez on Oh no That’s what i am Please understand…

Lyrics: Almost Gothic Album: Two Against Nature Artist: Steely Dan   I’m working on gospel time these days (The summer – this could be the cool part of the summer) The sloe-eyed creature in the reckless room she’s so severe…

Lyrics: Rikki Don’t Lose That Number Album: Pretzel Logic Artist: Steely Dan   We hear you’re leaving, that’s OK I thought our little wild time had just begun I guess you kind of scared yourself, you turn and run But…

Lyrics: Your Gold Teeth II Album: Katy Lied Artist: Steely Dan   Who are these children Who scheme and run wild Who speak with their wings And the way that they smile What are the secrets They trace in the…

Lyrics: I.g.y. Album: The Nightfly Artist: Steely Dan   Standing tough under stars and stripes We can tell This dream’s in sight You’ve got to admit it At this point in time that it’s clear The future looks bright On…

Lyrics: Aja Album: Aja Artist: Steely Dan   Up on the hill People never stare They just don’t care Chinese music under banyan trees Here at the dude ranch above the sea Aja When all my dime dancin’ is through…

Lyrics: Book Of Liars Album: Unknown Artist: Steely Dan   Bye and bye now We’ll get over The things we’ve done and the things we said But not just now when I can ‘t remember Exactly what it was i…

Lyrics: The Last Mall Album: Everything Must Go Artist: Steely Dan   Attention all shoppers It’s Cancellation Day Yes the Big Adios Is just a few hours away It’s last call To do your shopping At the last mall You’ll…

Lyrics: Godwhacker Album: Everything Must Go Artist: Steely Dan   In the beginning We could hang with the dude But it’s been too much of nothing Of that stank attitude Now they curse your name And there’s a bounty on…