Lyrics: Goin’ Crazy Album: X.O. Experience Artist: Tha Alkaholiks   Smokin…Hey! [J-Ro]I’m a lik, your a likEverybody on that shitEverybody wanna getAll fucked upI’m a lik, your a likEverybody on that shitEverybody wanna getAll fucked up [J-Ro]Ladies shake it upMackin’-Ro…

Lyrics: 20th Caller Skit Album: Likwidation Artist: Tha Alkaholiks   *phone rings three times*Congratulations, you’re the 20th caller! Huh? Yo man, I don’t wanna be the 20th caller man I wanna hear Tha Alkaholiks, damnit! Man y’all don’t never play…

Lyrics: Anotha Round Album: X.O. Experience Artist: Tha Alkaholiks   [J-Ro]YaaYeahIt’s the return of three drunk mothafuckasHuh, yeahIt’s Tha LiksWe gots Stan the guitar man in the houseMothacluckaUh-uhWhat? [Verse 1: J-Ro]I’m sick like a sore throat swallowDrunk act to followI’ll…

Lyrics: Bottoms Up Album: Coast II Coast Artist: Tha Alkaholiks   Intro: Tash Yes yes yes yes yes yeah-he-ha-ha-ha!Back to drown ya’ll motherfuckaz!Who we got, we got, we gotWe got the Liks, we got the Liks, we got the LiksCause…

Lyrics: Last Call Album: 21 & Over Artist: Tha Alkaholiks   Intro: bartender and j-ro Yo last call, last call, last call for alcohol! At two, you’re through! {j-ro} ay bartendah! bartender! {bart} yo whassup man? {j-ro} ay man, man…

Lyrics: Captain Hook Album: Likwidation Artist: Tha Alkaholiks   Verse One: Tash I knew this nigga by the name of Captain HookWho had a record deal but no lyrics in his bookBut everywhere you looked he had a poster for…

Lyrics: 40 Oz Quartet Part II Album: X.O. Experience Artist: Tha Alkaholiks   {*audience applauds*}Lazy-ass gentlemans, quiet down quiet down pleaseI’d like to welcome all y’all intoxicated-ass niggazto the X.O. ExperienceFor this next selection was played on the forty ounce…

Lyrics: Hip Hop Drunkies Album: Likwidation Artist: Tha Alkaholiks   [Tash] What’s yo’ name? What’s yo’ naaaaaame?[ODB] *burp* My name is, Ol Dirty Bastard… and I’ma Alkaholik[Tash] Yeah me too nigga[ODB] *singin some crazy shit* [Tash]You’re now rockin with Tha…

Lyrics: Flashback Album: Coast II Coast Artist: Tha Alkaholiks   The Baby Bubbas in the houseWe came here to party, so get up everybody (repeat 4X) Well my name is J-Ro I came to rock the worldAnd my name is…

Lyrics: Pass Out Album: Likwidation Artist: Tha Alkaholiks   [J-Ro] Ahh! Y’all niggaz finally came back with the beers![Tash] We’re the Alkaholiks in the house![J-Ro] Slow ass niggaz![Tash] Hey let’s pass out some of this brew James[J-Ro] Better have some…