Lyrics: Let’s Go Bowling Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty…

Lyrics: The Last Saskatchewan Pirate Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I used to be a farmer, and i made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the city line But time went…

Lyrics: No Sale/no Store Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   This week! This week only! No money down! No payments till spring! No payments in spring! No payments in summer! No payments ever! When? This week! This…

Lyrics: Goin’ Huntin’ Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Well me an’ my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with ’em And…

Lyrics: I Want To Look Like Arnold Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I spend my days watching tv with a beer (oooh-aah, you’re fat) It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (oooh-ahh, you’re fat)…

Lyrics: Don’t Go Into Politics Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   George washington was the president But now he’s dead (dead) Mackenzie king was prime minister But now he’s dead (dead) So don’t go into politics You’ll…

Lyrics: Jesus’ Brother Bob Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   If you haven’t heard of me I wouldn’t be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And…

Lyrics: The Christmas Song Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   The table’s set ant the turkey’s out Christmas is here, let out a shout The family’s gathered all about Christmas, christmas is here! Everyone is wearing big…

Lyrics: The Canadian Crisis Song Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Often on the weekend i’ll jump in my car I won’t fill up the tank although i’m going far And if somebody asks me if i’m…

Lyrics: The Credit Song Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Best things in life are not free But you don’t need to have money To get the things that you want to own You just have to…