Lyrics: Charmless Man Album: The Great Escape Artist: Blur   I met him in a crowded roomWhere people go to drink away their gloomHe sat me down and so beganThe story of a charmless manEducated the expensive wayHe knows his…

Lyrics: The Universal Album: The Great Escape Artist: Blur   This is the next centuryWhere the universal’s freeYou can find it anywhereYes, the future has been soldEvery night we’re goneAnd to karaoke songsHow we like to sing a longAlthough the…

Lyrics: Ernold Same Album: The Great Escape Artist: Blur   Ernold same awoke from the same dream in the same bed at the same timeLooked in the same mirror made the same frownAnd felt the same way as he did…

Lyrics: Best Days Album: The Great Escape Artist: Blur   Over the river they all go againOut into leafy nowhere hope someone’s waiting out there for themCabbie has his mind on a fare to the sunHe works nights but it’s…

Lyrics: Entertain Me Album: The Great Escape Artist: Blur   We can’t do backBut so is heHead to the floodlightsSee the fraternityThey’re waitingI hear them up in the northAnd down in the southAnd all that is spewingSpewing out of his…

Lyrics: Dan Abnormal Album: The Great Escape Artist: Blur   Meanie Leanie come on downCome and entertain the townIt’s friday night and we’re all boredTimes being called there is no moreTimes being called it’s such a bore Dan Abnormal not…

Lyrics: Mr. Robinson’s Quango Album: The Great Escape Artist: Blur   Oh, Mr Robinson And his quango Dirty dealer Expensive car Runs the buses and the Evening Star He got a hairpiece Ooh, he got herpes His private life is…

Lyrics: Yuko and Hiro Album: The Great Escape Artist: Blur   This is my work placeAnd these are the people I work withYuko and hiroWe work togetherWe work for the companyThat works to the futureWe work hard to please meThey…

Lyrics: He Thought Of Cars Album: The Great Escape Artist: Blur   Moscow’s still red, the young man is deadGone to heaven instead, the evening news says he was confusedThe motorways will all merge soon, lottery winner buys the moonThey’ve…

Lyrics: It Could Be You Album: The Great Escape Artist: Blur   Churchill got his lucky number but tomorrow there’s anotherCould be me, could be you, no silver spoonSticky teeth they rot too soonYou’ve got to have the best tunes…