Lyrics: South Carolina Album: Unknown Artist: They Might Be Giants   The other day my neighbor has a dented bike Second day he called me from intensive care Says he needs a picture of the dented bike For the evidence…

Lyrics: We Want A Rock Album: Flood Artist: They Might Be Giants   Where was i? i forgot The point that i was making I said if i was smart that i would Save up for a piece of string…

Lyrics: I Am Not Your Broom Album: Unknown Artist: They Might Be Giants   Now broom, you must now sweep for me The dust it fills my room No, john, i will not sweep for you For i am not…

Lyrics: Women & Men Album: Flood Artist: They Might Be Giants   When the ship runs out of ocean And the vessel runs aground Land’s where we know the boat is found Now there’s nothing unexpected About the water giving…

Lyrics: Mr. Me Album: Then-the Earlier Years Artist: They Might Be Giants   Once a boy named mister me bemoaned a great regret I’ve floundered in the misty sea, but can’t abide its mystery I wound up sad, you bet…

Lyrics: She’s An Angel Album: Severe Tire Damage-greatest Hits Artist: They Might Be Giants   I met someone at the dog show She was holding my left arm But everyone was acting normal so i tried to look nonchalant. We…

Lyrics: Mainstream Album: Then-the Earlier Years Artist: They Might Be Giants   Can i have this last dance, my darling? Can i have this last dance with you? I wanna dance the whole night tonight And can i have this…

Lyrics: We Love All The People Album: Unknown Artist: They Might Be Giants   We love all the people And we love to rock the house No one knows we’re coming So no one’s coming out To this particular rock…

Lyrics: It’s Not My Birthday Album: Then-the Earlier Years Artist: They Might Be Giants   Well the rain falls down without my help i’m afraid And my lawn gets wet though i’ve withheld my consent When this grey world crumbles…

Lyrics: Twisting Album: Flood Artist: They Might Be Giants   She set your goldfish free And now she’s sighing Blew out your pilot light And made a wish She doesn’t have to have Her db’s record back now But there’s…