Lyrics: Pet Name Album: Factory Showroom Artist: They Might Be Giants   You gave me a pet name Which is not to say i like it We met at a party Not to say i was invited You said love…

Lyrics: Purple Toupee Album: Lincoln Artist: They Might Be Giants   I remember the year i went to camp I heard about some lady named selma and some blacks Somebody put their fingers in the president’s ears It wasn’t too…

Lyrics: Weep Day Album: Then-the Earlier Years Artist: They Might Be Giants   I never went to the tropical island Though everybody said they saw me there And it wasn’t me you punched a hole in At the west german…

Lyrics: The World’s Address (joshua Fried Re-mix) Album: Then-the Earlier Years Artist: They Might Be Giants   I know you deceived me, couldn’t sleep last night Now my tear stains on the wall reflect an ugly sight I can see…

Lyrics: Snowball In Hell Album: Lincoln Artist: They Might Be Giants   Avalanche or roadblock I was a snowball in hell Avalanche or roadblock A jailer trapped in his cell Money’s all broke, and food’s going hungry If it wasn’t…

Lyrics: When Tornados Take Over The World Album: Unknown Artist: They Might Be Giants   When tornados take over the world There’ll be no time for fretting No fussing and complaining anymore When tornados take over the world You won’t…

Lyrics: I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die Album: Then-the Earlier Years Artist: They Might Be Giants   Sometimes i feel like being wispy And once in a while i feel like being dry But we’re doomed and…

Lyrics: Swing Is A Word Album: Then-the Earlier Years Artist: They Might Be Giants   Who can snap my fingers? Nobody can, nobody can Where’s my cat’s pajamas? In the can, the big trash can Swing is a word Six…

Lyrics: No One Knows My Plan Album: John Henry Artist: They Might Be Giants   In my prison cell i think these words I was careless I can see that now I must be silent Must contain my secret smile…

Lyrics: Damn Good Times Album: The Spine Artist: They Might Be Giants   I’m not much of a natural dancer But I’ve got a friend who’s a natural dancer You could call her a jumpin’ bean She’s got ants in…