Lyrics: The Cheerleader Album: They’re All Gonna Laugh At You Artist: Adam Sandler   Performed by adam sandler and steve koren [sound of pom-poms] Cheerleader: [with annoying feminine voice] "ok you guys, let’s hear some spirit!" [performing cheer] Cheerleader: "united,…

Lyrics: Assistant Principal’s Big Day Album: They’re All Gonna Laugh At You Artist: Adam Sandler   Performed by adam sandler [speaking through a microphone] "good morning students and faculty, if i could have your attention please. as you may, or…

Lyrics: Teenage Love On The Phone Album: They’re All Gonna Laugh At You Artist: Adam Sandler   Performed by adam sandler and allen covert Richie: "so ya doin’ good?" Samantha: "ya, i’m fine, how ’bout you?" Richie: "how good could…

Lyrics: Mr. Spindel’s Phone Call Album: They’re All Gonna Laugh At You Artist: Adam Sandler   Performed by adam sandler and steve koren [phone rings] [mr. spindel picks it up] Mr spindel: "hullo!" Student: [whispering] "hey mr. spindel. how’s algebra…

Lyrics: The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher Album: They’re All Gonna Laugh At You Artist: Adam Sandler   Performed by rob schneider "and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher." [lecturing] "zinc is by far…

Lyrics: The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler Album: They’re All Gonna Laugh At You Artist: Adam Sandler   "they wanna hear the thanksgiving song! all right.." "this is uhh, this is the thanksgiving song" "i hope you enjoy it."…

Lyrics: Fatty Mcgee Album: They’re All Gonna Laugh At You Artist: Adam Sandler   Performed by adam sandler, david spade, tim herlihy, steve koren, and tim meadows [typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors] [talking quietly] M1: "ms. murphy is such a…

Lyrics: Toll Booth Willie Album: They’re All Gonna Laugh At You Artist: Adam Sandler   Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, tim meadows, david spade, steve koren, tim herlihy, and margaret ruden [car approaches] Toll booth willie: "welcome to worchester….

Lyrics: My Little Chicken Album: They’re All Gonna Laugh At You Artist: Adam Sandler   Performed by adam sandler When i’m feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken…

Lyrics: Buddy Album: They’re All Gonna Laugh At You Artist: Adam Sandler   Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, tim meadows, tim herlihy, and robert smigel [moving train] "next stop! coopersville!" [two guys talking] "hey buddy" "buddy!" "how…