Lyrics: She’s My Girl Album: Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer Artist: Tom Lehrer   And now to the love song. i’m sure you’re familiar with love songs on the order of he’s just my bill, my man, my joe, my…

Lyrics: The Old Dope Peddler Album: Tom Lehrer Revisited Artist: Tom Lehrer   You are no doubt familiar with songs about the old lamplighter and the old umbrella man and the old garbage collector and all these lovable old characters…

Lyrics: We Will All Go Together When We Go Album: Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer Artist: Tom Lehrer   I am reminded at this point of a fellow i used to know who’s name was henry, only to give you…

Lyrics: The Masochism Tango Album: Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer Artist: Tom Lehrer   Another familiar type of lovesong is the passionate or firy variety, usually in tango tempo, in which the singer exhorts his partner to haunt him and…

Lyrics: The Folk Song Army Album: That Was The Year That Was Artist: Tom Lehrer   One type of song that has come into increasing prominence in recent months is the folk-song of protest. you have to admire people who…

Lyrics: My Home Town Album: Tom Lehrer Revisited Artist: Tom Lehrer   Next we have the dear-hearts-and-gentle-people’s school of songwriting, in which the singer tells you that, no matter how much sin and vice and crime go on where he…

Lyrics: I Got It From Agnes Album: Unknown Artist: Tom Lehrer   I love my friends and they love me We’re just as close as we can be And just because we really care Whatever we get, we share! I…

Lyrics: National Brotherhood Week Album: That Was The Year That Was Artist: Tom Lehrer   One week of every year is designated national brotherhood week. this is just one of many such weeks honoring various worthy causes. one of my…

Lyrics: That’s Mathematics Album: Unknown Artist: Tom Lehrer   To the tune of "that’s entertainment." Counting sheep When you’re trying to sleep, Being fair When there’s something to share, Being neat When you’re folding a sheet, That’s mathematics! When a…

Lyrics: Poisoning Pigeons In The Park Album: Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer Artist: Tom Lehrer   I’d like to take you now on wings of song, as it were, and try and help you forget perhaps for a while your…