Lyrics: Punk Bitch Album: Short Dog’s In The House Artist: Too Short   write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes… Fake punk-ass bitches… Do you know what i mean vern? Fuckin’em up like this, vern… $hort dog’s in…

Lyrics: Couldn’t Be A Better Player Album: Unknown Artist: Too Short   Too short: nigga what,nigga what,nigga what East side boyz: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Us niggas from the south be representing shit And trying to keep these player haters…

Lyrics: Dead Or Alive Album: Short Dog’s In The House Artist: Too Short   I heard there was a rumor too $hort was dead Walked in the house and got shot in the head I know you don’t believe it,…

Lyrics: Pimp Shit Album: You Nasty Artist: Too Short   Intro: kokane (too $hort) Too sheezy, (whats up main?) Playa (for life baby) You got to go out there And handle your buisiness (get my money) Handle yours, playas play…

Lyrics: Call Me Album: Unknown Artist: Too Short   (kim): hello? (short): it’s too short baby wassup (kim): hhmmm mmmm, you tell me (short): shit, i’m comin out that way tonight, i’m tryin ta get with you (kim): oh, really?…

Lyrics: Short But Funky Album: Short Dog’s In The House Artist: Too Short   Verse 1: Life is too short but now it’s kind of funky I make the beats for me and my homies Newspaper reporters and others always…

Lyrics: Hard On The Boulevard Album: Short Dog’s In The House Artist: Too Short   Sunshine, convertable tops You call ’em rags, we call ’em drops You ride black walls, we ride vogues You got a girlfriend, we pimp hoes…

Lyrics: In The Studio Album: Unknown Artist: Too Short   [quint black] Sixteen hoes, sixteen cars Sixteen stars, rappin over sixteen bars You ain’t never seen big rocks before Sabotage the show make ’em change the flow Cash don’t make…

Lyrics: Leave It Alone Album: Unknown Artist: Too Short   (unknown voice) Uh yeah dangerous crew In the year 1995, todd anthony shaw a.k.a too $hort Came correct put his niggars on deck Ladies and gentelmen… the dangerous crew (too…

Lyrics: Step Daddy Album: Shorty The Pimp-explicit Artist: Too Short   Step daddy, i know what you want I come through like the first of the month Ain’t nothing but a holiday When i fuck my way I’m her worst…