Lyrics: Isle Thing Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Met this fine young thing At the local circle k We made a date for a half past eight And i said, "what the hey?" So i journeyed to her…

Lyrics: Spatula City Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Announcer: there’s just one place to go for all of your spatula needs Random voice #1: spatula city Random voice #2: spatula city Announcer: A giant warehouse of spatulas for…

Lyrics: Uhf Album: Vol. 2-greatest Hits Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Put down your remote control Throw out your tv guide Put away your jacket There’s no need to go outside Don’t you know that we control the horizontal We…

Lyrics: Let Me Be Your Hog Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Let me be your hog Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort) I said baby baby baby baby baby Baby baby baby baby baby baby

Lyrics: The Hot Rocks Polka Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   If i could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you Would you think…

Lyrics: Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was i…

Lyrics: Uhf Album: The Tv Album Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Put down your remote control Throw out your tv guide Put away your jacket There’s no need to go outside Don’t you know that we control the horizontal We…

Lyrics: Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Beverly Beverly hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story ’bout a man named jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say…

Lyrics: Gandhi Ii Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Announcer: next week on u62… Announcer: he’s back Announcer: and this time Announcer: he’s mad Announcer: </plaintext><b>gandhi ii</b><plaintext> Announcer: no more mister passive resistance Announcer: he’s out to kick some…

Lyrics: Uhf Album: The Tv Album Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Put down your remote control Throw out your tv guide Put away your jacket There’s no need to go outside Don’t you know that we control the horizontal We…