Lyrics: Isle Thing Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Met this fine young thing At the local circle k We made a date for a half past eight And i said, "what the hey?" So i journeyed to her…

Lyrics: Spatula City Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Announcer: there’s just one place to go for all of your spatula needs Random voice #1: spatula city Random voice #2: spatula city Announcer: A giant warehouse of spatulas for…

Lyrics: Let Me Be Your Hog Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Let me be your hog Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort) I said baby baby baby baby baby Baby baby baby baby baby baby

Lyrics: The Hot Rocks Polka Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   If i could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you Would you think…

Lyrics: Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was i…

Lyrics: Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Beverly Beverly hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story ’bout a man named jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say…

Lyrics: Gandhi Ii Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Announcer: next week on u62… Announcer: he’s back Announcer: and this time Announcer: he’s mad Announcer: </plaintext><b>gandhi ii</b><plaintext> Announcer: no more mister passive resistance Announcer: he’s out to kick some…

Lyrics: Generic Blues Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I woke up this morning Then i went back to bed Said i woke up this morning Then i went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin’…