Lyrics: Isle Thing Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Met this fine young thing At the local circle k We made a date for a half past eight And i said, "what the hey?" So i journeyed to her…

Lyrics: Laundry Day Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   You gotta keep ’em separated You like the latest fashions You’d like to keep ’em clean You take a trip every week to the laundromat Throw a load in the…

Lyrics: When I Was Your Age Album: Off The Deep End Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Let me tell you sonny… let me tell you straight You kids today ain’t never had it tough Always had everything handed to you…

Lyrics: Cavity Search Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Listenin’ to the Muzak Hearin’ people scream Sittin’ in the waiting room Readin’ crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root canal My molars are impacted…

Lyrics: Good Enough For Now Album: Polka Party Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   We haven’t lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics for other users. Use “Correct”. Thanks to you.

Lyrics: Take The "l" Out Of Liver Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Take the l out of liver And it’s iver

Lyrics: Phony Calls Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Mom and dad are goin’ out for the evening And you’re stuck inside the house all alone That’s when you decided it might be fun to harass someone…

Lyrics: The Brady Bunch Album: In 3-d Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   You can watch mr. rogers You can watch three’s company And you can turn on fame or the nelywed game Or the addams family I say, you can…

Lyrics: The Ballad Of Kent Marlow Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   You did a really rotten thing And let scout take all the blame You wrecked his reputation And left that poor boy in shame Yeah, but now…

Lyrics: Headline News Album: Vol. 2-greatest Hits Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all…