Lyrics: Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Beverly Beverly hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story ’bout a man named jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say…

Lyrics: ODE TO A SUPERHERO Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn’t have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn’t notice him Even if his hair…

Lyrics: It’s Moldy Now Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "hold me now" by the thompson twins] I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in…

Lyrics: Fast Food Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   How about making a run for the border How about me deserving a break today How about getting some fries with my order How about finally letting me have it…

Lyrics: GENIUS IN FRANCE Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I’m not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I’m dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants…

Lyrics: Airline Amy Album: N/A Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flightShe showed me to my seat and it was love at first sightNow lately I’ve been flying to all kinds of placesThat…

Lyrics: Avocado Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "desperado" by the eagles] Avocado, What makes you think you’re so holy? You’re gonna be guacamole before too long. Oh, you’re a green one, You know that you’re…

Lyrics: Ricky Album: Vol. 1-greatest Hits Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   R: hey lucy, i’m home L: oh ricky, you’re so fine L: you’re so fine you blow my mind L: hey ricky, hey ricky R: oh lucy, you’re so…

Lyrics: It’s Still Billy Joel To Me Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   What’s the matter with the songs he’s singin’ Can’t you tell that they’re pretty lame After listenin’ to a couple albums Well, they all start to…

Lyrics: Polkas On 45 Album: In 3-d Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   They tell us that we lost our tails Evolving up from little snails I say it’s all just wind and sails Are we not men, we are devo…