Lyrics: Livin’ In The Fridge Album: Alapalooza Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   There’s something weird in the fridge today I don’t know what it is Food i can’t recognize My roommate won’t throw a thing away I guess it’s probably…

Lyrics: Polka Party! Album: Polka Party Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   You could have a big dipper Going up and down around the bends You could have a bumper car bumping This amusement never ends I wanna be your sledgehammer…

Lyrics: The Check’s In The Mail Album: Weird Al Yankovic Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Well, hey how ya doin’ have a seat have a drink Boy it’s good to see you, what can i say? Oh, sorry gotta run…

Lyrics: Smells Like Nirvana Album: Off The Deep End Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   What is this song all about? Can’t figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you’d tell me, i don’t know…

Lyrics: Jurassic Park Album: Alapalooza Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning dna Now i’m being chased by some irate veloceraptors Well, believe me… this has been…

Lyrics: Since You’ve Been Gone – Live Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Since you’ve been gone Well i feel like i’ve been chewing on tinfoil Since you been gone It’s like i got a great big…

Lyrics: Polka Patterns Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Everywhere, i see them there I stop and stare at patterns I don’t care, i must declare I’ve got a flair for patterns On my hair, the clothes i wear…

Lyrics: Spatula City Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Announcer: there’s just one place to go for all of your spatula needs Random voice #1: spatula city Random voice #2: spatula city Announcer: A giant warehouse of spatulas for…

Lyrics: I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead Album: Weird Al Yankovic Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I don’t care about your karma I don’t care about what’s hip No space cadet’s gonna tell me what to do I won’t swim…

Lyrics: The White Stuff Album: Food Album Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   The white stuff, the white stuff The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon i finished off the bag, ate ’em up real…