Lyrics: Like A Surgeon Album: Dare To Be Stupid Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I finally made it through med school Somehow i made it through I’m just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last…

Lyrics: Midnight Star Album: In 3-d Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin’ by But a…

Lyrics: ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don’t give a… if I cut my arm bleeding This…

Lyrics: A COMPLICATED SONG Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne Uh huh… extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh… save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to…

Lyrics: George Of The Jungle Album: Dare To Be Stupid Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   George, george, george of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, george, george of the jungle Lives a…

Lyrics: WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty…

Lyrics: Toothless People Album: Polka Party Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   We haven’t lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics for other users. Use “Correct”. Thanks to you.

Lyrics: Twister Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Yeah Well, well, milton bradley’s got a def one It’s a twister (twister, twister, twister) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin’ twister (twister, twister, twister!) Spin the spinner and…

Lyrics: If I Could Make Love To A Bottle Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   If i could make love to a bottle The first thing that i’d like to do I’d search the world over to find one…

Lyrics: I Feel Like Throwin’ Up Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "feel like makin’ love" by bad company] Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin’ Feelin’…