Lyrics: I Can’t Watch This Album: Off The Deep End Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I can’t watch this. i can’t watch this I can’t watch this. i can’t watch this My my my my tv makes me so bored…

Lyrics: Your Horoscope For Today Album: Running With Scissors Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   aquarius There’s travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a Speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing…

Lyrics: Steak Number 3 Album: Food Medley Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "mistake no. 3" by culture club] The first steak i ordered, It wasn’t very hot. I had to send it back, Let ’em have one more…

Lyrics: Germs Album: Running With Scissors Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Sometimes i really want to be alone But that’s one state i’m never in Because i know that i’ve got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on…

Lyrics: Fat Album: Food Album Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or i’ll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right ’cause i’m the king of…

Lyrics: Lasagna Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper’s a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, ‘samatta you ‘samatta you, ‘samatta you You…

Lyrics: Let Me Be Your Hog Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Let me be your hog Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort) I said baby baby baby baby baby Baby baby baby baby baby baby

Lyrics: Dr. Demento Radio Promo Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Hi This is "weird al" yankovic and you’re listening to the dr. demento show

Lyrics: Snack All Night Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I’m never satisfied with three meals a day While the world is sleeping i’ll be munching away Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the…

Lyrics: One More Minute Album: Permanent Record Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Well I heard that your leaving, Gonna leave me far behind, That you found a brand new lover, You decided that I’m not your kind. So I pulled…