Lyrics: Good Old Days Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Oh some times i think back to when i was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He’d be watering the lawn…

Lyrics: Gee, I’m A Nerd Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Gee, i’m a nerd Seen each star trek eighty times Memorized each word Home alone On friday nights But i got eight gigabytes Left on my hard drive…

Lyrics: Eat It Album: Vol. 1-greatest Hits Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   How come you’re always such a fussy young man? Don’t want no captain crunch, don’t want no raison bran Well, don’t you know that other kids are starving…

Lyrics: Fat Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or i’ll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right ’cause i’m the king of…

Lyrics: Happy Birthday Album: Weird Al Yankovic Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year We’ll eat a lot of…

Lyrics: She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Album: Alapalooza Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she’d make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to…

Lyrics: Addicted To Spuds Album: N/A Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Potato skins, potato cakesHash browns, and instant flakesBaked or boiled or french friedThere’s no kind you haven’t tried You planned a trip to IdahoJust to watch potatoes growI understand…

Lyrics: Gandhi Ii Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Announcer: next week on u62… Announcer: he’s back Announcer: and this time Announcer: he’s mad Announcer: </plaintext><b>gandhi ii</b><plaintext> Announcer: no more mister passive resistance Announcer: he’s out to kick some…

Lyrics: Title Of The Song In Question Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Since you’ve been gone Well, i feel like i’ve been chewing on tinfoil Since you’ve been gone It’s like i got a great big mouthful of…

Lyrics: Yoda Chant Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Da din din da Da din din da Na tin tin na Da din din da Da din din da Da din din da Na tin tin na Da din…