Lyrics: Traffic Jam Album: Alapalooza Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Carbon monoxide Making me choke No a.c. And the radio’s broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like i’ve been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and…

Lyrics: The Saga Begins Album: Running With Scissors Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And i thought me and qui-gon jinn Could talk the federation into…

Lyrics: Gravy On You Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Well, i think you’re obnoxious And i think that you stink I think you’re a moron A slob, and a fink You’re one of the biggest turkeys i know…

Lyrics: Lasagna Album: Vol. 1-greatest Hits Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper’s a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, ‘samatta you ‘samatta you, ‘samatta you…

Lyrics: I Love Rocky Road Album: Weird Al Yankovic Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I hear those ice cream bells and i start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yah, but chocolate’s gettin’ old Vanilla…

Lyrics: I Lost On Jeopardy Album: Vol. 1-greatest Hits Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Oh-oh-oh-oh I was there to match my intellect on national tv Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a phd I was tense, i…

Lyrics: I’m So Sick of You Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin’ my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me Your hair’s a…

Lyrics: Alimony Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   (cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin’ me dry as a bony bony Workin’ three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest…

Lyrics: Generic Blues Album: Uhf Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I woke up this morning Then i went back to bed Said i woke up this morning Then i went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin’…

Lyrics: 1985 Food Medley – 02 – Doctor Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   [parody of "doctor! doctor!" by the thompson twins] Woah, ’cause he’s my doctor, doctor, And his name is bernie, bernie. Oh, doctor, doctor, I’m feelin’…