Lyrics: Everything You Know is Wrong Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the…

Lyrics: Nobody Here But Us Frogs Album: Unknown Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Oh, i’ve really got those ozone layer blues From my elbow down to my shoes So let’s throw another fire on the logs Now we can go…

Lyrics: Dare To Be Stupid Album: Dare To Be Stupid Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Put down your chainsaw and listen to me It’s time for us to join in the fight It’s time to let your babies grow up…

Lyrics: Fat Album: Vol. 1-greatest Hits Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or i’ll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right ’cause i’m the king…

Lyrics: I Love Rocky Road Album: Food Album Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I hear those ice cream bells and i start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yah, but chocolate’s gettin’ old Vanilla just…

Lyrics: Jurassic Park Album: Vol. 2-greatest Hits Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning dna Now i’m being chased by some irate veloceraptors Well, believe me… this…

Lyrics: Velvet Elvis Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   My life, it used to be incomplete ¡®till i saw what i was looking for at a drive-in swap meet My life it won’t be the same again Now…

Lyrics: EBAY Album: Poodle Hat Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Parody of “I Want It That Way” by the Backstreet Boys Yeah A used…pink bathrobe A rare…mint snow globe A Smurf…TV tray I bought on eBay My house…is filled with…

Lyrics: My Bologna Album: Food Album Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, i think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a…

Lyrics: Here’s Johnny Album: Polka Party Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   here’s johnny There he goes, he drives me crazy When he says…(hee-eere’s johnny!) That’s his job, it’s so amazing All he says is…(hee-eere’s johnny!) I never miss a moment…