Lyrics: The Asshole Song
Album: No One Is Really Beautiful
Artist: Jude
 

Your eyes are all wet now
You know that i’m lying
I swear i was only protecting your heart

But there are some reasons
And also some pictures
Which if you saw they would rip you apart
And i won’t watch you cry
Goodbye, i’m an asshole

I’m almost a tall guy
And fairly good looking
So people they trust me but sometimes they’re wrong
I have often wondered
Which one was the taller
My old alexander or kubla khan
And would they watch you cry
Goodbye, i’m an asshole

I was a pig
And never no good
Now you can see through the streams in your eyes every nickel is wood

Your lines are all fading
Your model’s all last year
I am still a young man and i need a new car

Your friends will all hate me
But i know i’m smarter
I’m in love with a fan and she thinks i’m a star
And she will never
So i won’t ever
I won’t watch you cry
Goodbye
I won’t watch you cry
Goodbye, i’m an asshole