Lyrics: The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
Album: Unknown
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
 

You did a really rotten thing
And let scout take all the blame
You wrecked his reputation
And left that poor boy in shame
Yeah, but now i think it’s time
To show who really did the crime
Kent marlow, you’re a dirty, lyin’, worthless hunk of slime

Kent marlow, you’re a dirty, cheatin’
Lyin’, no good, lousy, stinkin’
Back stabbin’, scum suckin’, worthless hunk of slime