Lyrics: The Brooklynites
Album: Unknown
Artist: Soul Coughing
 

Theme from rachel’s sitcom
[this song’s background]

Rachel’s on the phone
Talking to her mom
Just to wish her a happy mother’s day

Rachel’s on the couch
Suckin’ on the bong
Just so she can call her mom

Rachel’s on the phone
Talking to her mom
"hi, mom, it’s me, rachel."