Lyrics: The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
Album: What The Hell Happened To Me?
Artist: Adam Sandler
 

Performed by adam sandler and jon

Contributed by chris durkin

Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
Diner.

Waiter: hi, what can i get you today?

Excited southerner: hi, how are you…i was…if you could, tell me, if you…eh,
The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come… a la carte, if you see the…i
Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees
With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and…i’m watching my
Weight…diabetic, with the low sodium…if you could broil…i-i-i-instead
Of fried, i ya, just, hash browns…i wanted to mix the ketchup with the
May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that’s, could bring out a separate
Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak…the blue plate
Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-

Waiter: i’ll come back when you’re ready.

Excited southerner: hoooo…