Lyrics: Why Don’t We Get Drunk
Album: A White Sport Coat & A Pink Crustacean
Artist: Jimmy Buffett
 

By: marvin gardens
1973
I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face don’t look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o’ brew
Honey, why don’t we get drunk and screw

Chorus:
Why don’t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it’s filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey i don’t think that’s true
So, why don’t we get drunk and screw

— spoken: "pick it coral reefers, here we go…"

(swing instrumental)

Chorus:
Why don’t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed it’s filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey i don’t think that’s true
So why don’t we get drunk and screw
Yeah, now baby i say, (lord!)
Why don’t we get drunk and screw