Lyrics: Why Don’t You Like Me?
Album: Broadway the Hardway
Artist: Frank Zappa
 

‘He’s white, Jim…’

Why don’t you like me?
Why don’t you like me?
Am I really that bad?
HE’S BAD, HE’S BAD
HE’S BAD, HE’S BAD

‘I thing you’re a jerk! I’m moving from you!’
‘Make me a sandwich.’
‘I’m moving back to Venice.’
‘I’ll be black.’
‘He’s still white, Jim…’

I hate my mother
I hate my father
I hate my sister
And Germaine is a negro!
A NEGRO! A NEGRO!
A NEGRO! A NEGRO!

‘I thought he looked good — what happened to you?’
‘Please read this pamphlet.’
‘I’m so BAD!’

You take the monkey, I’ll take the llama,
We’ll have a party: get me a Pepsi —
Michael is Janet, Janet is Michael —
I’m so confused now —
Who is Diana?

He’s oxygenated
His nose is deflated
And he thinks he looks good to you
And he thinks he looks good to you